big bertha

a chubby or fat girl (chick)...with big watery tits...

person 1: who is that?
person2: That's big bertha...
person3: NICEEEE!!!

by blthrskt March 16, 2009

Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

by 13th Duke May 5, 2009

Hot Bertha

The act of two partners bending over and going ass to ass and thaking a shit at the same time. However sometimes if the two partners both have diarreha it can rsult in a 'Bertha Fountain'.

Rosalie and Brett left a giant mess in the bedroom after doing a few rounds of hot berthas in there.

by Mr. C Dub January 22, 2010

bailó bertha

mexican euphemism for 'valió verga' (it's all fucked up), emphasizing that there is no hope.

- omg , that rottweiler is loose again.
- Ya bailó bertha.

by perrro June 1, 2010

Bertha-slap

the act of a big girl slapping her tits on your dick.

awwwww big bertha just bertha-slapped me!

by PHSFALCON November 21, 2010

waxy bertha

to give a man a very loose, yet painful, hand job. typically resulting in him forgetting to call you the next day.

Jim: Man, that bitch from the club gave me a waxy bertha last night. I thought I was going to bleed out my dick.

by RememberTheAlamo November 24, 2010

berthoud

The act of delegation and lack of responsibility. Otherwise known as bitching out.

Johnny: Go and take part
George: No that's not my problem
Johnny: C'mon don't be a Berthoud pussy

by Gozmatoz (LGBTQ+) March 9, 2017