Bertha is a birthing person who gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to a non-birthing person who fucked yo mom!
by Obv troll is obvious December 18, 2022
Get the Birthing person mug.Person with a very large heart. Tries her best to always please others, although sometimes falls short in the kitchen. Majority of her culinary creations, while usually look mouth watering, lack in the flavor department. The best way approach the bethinator in this situation is to calmly offer some constructive criticism. Never cross her the wrong way though, serious repercussions will arise. Never spill anything sticky on the floor. If this accident happens be sure to clean immediately before she notices. Remember her vision is based on messes, clutter, and horse play.
by J-Gutes March 23, 2011
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A bertwin can be defined as someone who either likes to chomp on tulips, or has a handlebar mustache and a pink lycra catsuit.
dude 1 "that guy is so bertwin"
dude 2 "what you mean the guy wearing a pink lycra catsuit with the handlebar mustache who's eating those tulips?"
dude 1 "yeah"
dude 2 "what you mean the guy wearing a pink lycra catsuit with the handlebar mustache who's eating those tulips?"
dude 1 "yeah"
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
Get the bertwin mug.Ass Birthing is a very strange fetish that involves a person holding in their shit for an extended period of time; sometimes for weeks or months at a time. Once the individual has decided that they are ready to "give ass birth", they attempt to push out all of the backed up fecal matter that has built up in their colon during the "hold it in" stage.
Ass birthing is very painful and is also terrible for your body. If the individual holds it in too long, it can be almost impossible to "shit it out", and at this point, the individual will need medical attention to remove the shit from their body. The ass birthing process is extremely painful, and usually causes anal hemorrhaging, and a horrible anal prolapse.
Ass birthers are extreemly masochistic, and usually end up inflicting life threatening harm on their bodies.
Ass birthing is very painful and is also terrible for your body. If the individual holds it in too long, it can be almost impossible to "shit it out", and at this point, the individual will need medical attention to remove the shit from their body. The ass birthing process is extremely painful, and usually causes anal hemorrhaging, and a horrible anal prolapse.
Ass birthers are extreemly masochistic, and usually end up inflicting life threatening harm on their bodies.
"Hey man, are you okay? You look like you are in a lot of pain?" - "Yeah, I'm fine, just in a lot of pain. Going through my second ass birthing, and it is constant pain. Going to try to make it 3 months this time before shitting!"
"Wow there is a lot of screaming coming from that bathroom!" - "Yeah, the moron is giving ass birth."
"I always wanted to go through the process of giving birth, but I'm a man; so I am an ass birth enthusiast."
"Wow there is a lot of screaming coming from that bathroom!" - "Yeah, the moron is giving ass birth."
"I always wanted to go through the process of giving birth, but I'm a man; so I am an ass birth enthusiast."
by aldougy February 26, 2014
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Get the Bething mug.A person or persons who are unreachable 99% of the time you are trying to get a hold of them. Usually a secretary or bitch-boy.
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