benoit

To kill or be killed by some manner of suffocation, i.e. hanging or choke hold. Typically the result of rage, and or a retarded child.

Son, if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna benoit you and your mother, retard.

by Chriss Benoit July 31, 2007

benoit

to strangle or smother someone to death for no apparent reason.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to BENOIT a bitch?

by Ron Hunt July 30, 2007

Rafa Benitez

A round shaped species that spreads a contagious Disease named ANTI-FOOTBALL through televised matches.

Symptoms may include chronic nausea, extreme anger tendencies and a slight temptation to do the unthinkable.

"David turned off the television when Liverpool played for fear of catching the Rafa Benitez."

by Tim E. February 18, 2008

benoit

to take steriods, become a massive professional wrestler, get married, have kids, go mad, kill your kids, then your wife, then shoot yourself.

going to school makes me want to benoit myself, i would rather do all that then go to school, that is unholy dedication!

by wrestling fan...not! November 19, 2007

Beloiter

A student at Beloit College, usually having the reputation of being unattractive, geeky, and extremely liberal.

1. Only a Beloiter would LARP after getting drunk at a party.
2. If you can't name at least three Joss Whedon works, you're not a true Beloiter.

by amelie333 January 5, 2011

to benoit

to go completely bonking mad off your tits, and kill a lot of people, while under the influence of steroids, pain killers, and anti depressants.

if that prick doesnt fuck off, im fucking going to benoit him and his entire fucking family.

by norman osborn August 19, 2007

Benitez

A hairstyle with over 80% receeding hairline, such that the man looks half bald, if it were not for a 'tuft' of hair in the centre.

Made famous by Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.

Gary, that guy has a Benitez too.

by Gary Finny July 15, 2008