Ballolleshit

When something is so bullshit that a simple word can't hold up the pure hardened pressure of sadness and despair.

Tofflehero: Hey man, do you wanna play some CS:GO?
Halallaren: No bro, it's fucking ballolleshit!
Tofflehero: Fuck you man, I'm going to play some Darksouls 3. It's ballolleshit but I like it.

by Halallaren June 1, 2016

yogurt balloon

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm

Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.

by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018

bellona

A tough girl. Named after the Roman goddess of war, Bellona is a name of bravery and warfare. Can be quite nice if you get to know her, but piss her off and.... well, it's best to mention what happens. Also, a strong lover, so boys, you better keep her. In the future, Bellina will be the head of the house.

Person 1: "Have you seen Bellona, she's tough!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she's nice once you get to know her."

by Bellona Canino November 26, 2014

lost your balloons

That moment you realized you've fucked up to the point of no return, and now you have to watch the result of your fuck up unfold, much like you would if you let go of balloons accidentally.

Wow Shawn, you really lost your balloons on that one.

I don't know what I was thinking, I totally lost my balloons.

by Mi$$HotStuff May 29, 2020

balloon trunks

When a guy farts in a swimming pool and his swimming trunks inflate with trapped ass gas.

Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

balloono

a game on omgpop where you are a monkey character. your target is to defeat as many monkeys as you can my dropping water balloons, but try not to get killed.

balloono is a great game that can be found on omgpop.com

by Alicia Zhou March 2, 2011

Balloon Butting

Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.

Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!

by RickyPJangles May 18, 2014