Bemis'd

American English: Bemis'd

Phonetic Pronunciation: bEE-muhs-D

Phrasal adjective

The act of being Bemis'd

Verb (Informal)
past tense: Bemis'd; past participle: Bemis'd
"we got Bemis'd tonight on the ice"

Used alone, or as a noun / verb in various phrases to express the overwhelming crippling defeat at the hands of a pro curler. "We got easily 'Bemis'd' in tonights curling match'.

Origin
Early 21st Century of Eastern Shore Term; Sporting /slang/, possibly from the Latin root 'Besom-is' a broom made of twigs tied around a stick "having finished at last, she took her besom to the door, and beat it against a stone"

Did you see the score on sheet A? Yeah they definitely got Bemis'd.

by pseudonminiminum December 5, 2019

Beefis

The creature born of the sky in the year 17890 BCE. Due to the fact that his death was in 1379 CE, he has had thousands of offspring, most notably, Chesmund, prominently known as big beefis. As the first of his kind, he was the most peaceful of beefiskind. Beefis was murdered by the first of the beefis slayers, named obungus. He is the second most powerful beefis of his kind.

Yo man, just traveled to the twelfth century; laid eyes upon Beefis

by BeefisDictionary69 August 5, 2020

Beenist

Religion that only allows one flex of the muscles in front of people per month. As well as no majorly unhealthily eating

You are part of the Beenists.

by Beenists pope January 26, 2022

Bemis

a toilet brand at home depot.

hmmm it's a bemis

by Bemis April 1, 2022

biller beemstar

one tasty boye,

"I'm your host, bIller BeemsTar, leeeeets git roitn into die nuuuuuuuse."

by snoop weasel 420 October 23, 2017

Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018

Bemis

A term used for creativity or lyrical/poetic storytelling, often fictional, but based on reality. Or, to simply describe a musically talented chubby jew with a stubbly beard.

Dude. I could smell the Bemis brewing in this room from across the hall. Let me read!!"

by thundercunts August 16, 2010