Bearding

Relaxing, Chilling, Unwinding.

When a man does nothing, his beard grows.

"Dude, whatcha doin'?"

"Just bearding at home. You?"

"Same. Shall we beard together?"

"Nah"

by The Beardist December 10, 2013

a beard

The amount of time it would take to get from one place to another, defined in terms of the amount of facial hair that could be grown before you get there.

From legendary Gower surfer, 'Bryn-Dogg.'

'It's about a beard in that direction', or 'Go that way for a beard', or 'It takes about a beard'.

by Olulabelle December 12, 2006

The Beard

The beard is the ring of brown resin that stains the glass.

Letting the Resin of your water pipe/bong cake up right above the water level.

Ya the bongs pretty dirty Ill clean/shave the beard next month

by tommorgan November 22, 2010

The Beard

when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.

Wow Bob...your wife has a better beard than mine.

by dizzzog November 8, 2003

a beard

A beard is a unit of time, 30 minutes to be exact. This is the amount of time it takes Mrs Rhodes from Newlaithes School to grow a beard.

"I'll be over in about a beard"

by ritek April 30, 2009

The Beard

Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy

The Beards Comong to visit, RUN!!!!! or Cheers For That £5 birthday present, ye bearded one

by poosemon August 2, 2003

:beard:

A meme created within the forums of mafia death (specifically server 2).

It typically is used as a form of agreement or recognition. May also be used to show satisfaction.

Example 1-
Player 1: Man, Lauren sure is hot!

Player 2: She sure is. :beard:

Example 2-
Player 1: Hey Dave (insert kissy face here)

Player 2: :beard:

by ARandomN00b February 11, 2010