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Beaker

The sex move, practiced in some adventurous circles, of a man ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity, often accompanied by a slight thrusting motion. Burning, runny nose may be an effect. Reduces rate of pregnancy, but not STD. Not to be confused with the more typical "facial".
"I wasn't really into that cholo, so I just let him beaker me instead of of blowing him"

"I was just down at the 7-11 and three cholos beaked this bitch in the back of a lowrider."
by pete miniutti December 31, 2007
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beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.
Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...
by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003
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Beaked

Getting a rim job from someone with an abnormally large nose.
I got beaked by this person and I swear they hit my prostate.
by ZombieSpike July 11, 2014
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Beaker

A person who makes sorry attempts at befriending co-workers. Annoying, nerdy, foreign and disgusting to look at. Makes up stories to make themselves seem "normal".
"That girl with the hideous poisonous scab juice tattoo is a real Beaker!"
by Dontsitnearmebeaker May 23, 2005
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Beaker

This Teacher/person is the BEST teacher in the entire world no one can top this person. She/he is deserve's an award for the best teacher, she/he is kind, nice, and generous.
Hi Beaker
Hi ___ how is your day?
Good, how is your day?
mine is awesome, do you want 10 minutes early to lunch?
Sure thank you so much!
by Jayden's Name sucks September 1, 2022
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beaker

Gay bald guy, as in right said fred.
Common gay term of endearment for bald people who are gay.
Oh it's beaker.

He's Beaker.
by Rob Cummings June 15, 2004
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Beaker Moment

Named after the Muppet character Beaker, a Beaker Moment is a series of actions that a normally level headed individual will exhibit when reaching a heightened level of stress or agitation without being able to constructively control the outburst or by failing to seek assistance in dealing with an increasingly convoluted situation.

The end result can encompass adverse, out-of-character, uncontrolled outburst in the form of incoherent mutterings and sounds, accompanied by aggressive, multi-directional emails that incite and spin up other parties often spurring on inquisitive looks and head scratchings.

Ultimately a very uncharacteristic outburst of outright frustration, paranoia, and severe agitation.
"Joe, I need you to help Ryan control his outbursts. He got overwhelmed in a production meeting and had a Beaker Moment that got everyone's attention."
by HSecurity February 5, 2010
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