Bathroom Battleship

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.

Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.

by chork September 9, 2005

sinking a battleship

to drop one, or to make an excretion

It smells in there! What were you doing? Sinking a battleship?

by hewhospoopsnot June 29, 2006

jumper battleship

The Game played when you want your IDE Drives or Devices ie, CD drives, Hard Drives, etc. to work properly, but when the documentation is unavailable for whatever reason. Jumpers are small connection devices used to connect pins on circuitboards, or attatched to circuitboards, such as on Hard Drives, etc, to allow for more options.
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wordplay on a popular board/style game. Tends to be followed by a letter, then number, then "hit!", or "miss!" or a collection of letter, then numbers, depending on the letter/number combination of the jumper, and whether the resulting combination of jumpers allows the device to work properly or not.

"one i'm going to play some more jumper battleship to see if i can get this ATAPI 24x to work...j-4......hit!"

by themusicgod1/jeff cliff April 10, 2003

Iowa-class battleship

The last class of battleship built for the United States Navy, and the absolute pinnacle of battleship technology. Originally, six were planned (USS Illinois and USS Kentucky), however due to aircraft carriers taking over the role of flagship from the battleship, both were cancelled and scrapped. Four were completed: USS Iowa (BB-61), USS New Jersey (BB-62), USS Missouri (BB-63), and USS Wisconsin (BB-64). Those four battleships, still afloat today as museums, are among the most highly decorated warships in the US Navy, and even the world, for good reason. The Iowa-class have served in WWII, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Gulf War, and in the Cold War against the expanded Soviet Navy.

The main armament of the Iowa-class is their 16-inch/50 caliber Mark 7 naval rifles, capable of firing a shell up to 27 miles away. They are also armed with numerous CIWS systems, 5-inch dual purpose guns as secondaries, and even Tomahawk missiles. Their armor is also impressive: It was designed to take hits from the Japanese Yamato-class battleships, which fired 18.1-inch shells, so you can imagine how tough it is. As said above, all are currently museum ships, but at least two are ready to be recommissioned at any time the US needs these gunships.

''Pft, the Iowa-class battleship would annihilate the Yamato-class any day! Based American FCS over optical sights!''
''Erm, you do know that the Yamato-class also had radar, right?''
''Yes, but not the radar American ships had!''

by Firebolt1089 August 13, 2018

Diary Battleship

When you try to book something important in your diary and realise there is already something there.

We're playing diary battleship at the moment, "Direct hit!!" you just sank my meeting.

by Ketchsap February 2, 2021

sunken battleship

When the wheels on your car have too high of an offset. In otherwords the wheels dont sit flush with the fenders and your car is known as a 'sunken battleship'.

HAHAHAHA, you put 17x7 +42 on your 240sx so it looks like a sunken battleship you fool!!!

by -Frthnkr July 5, 2005

Facebook Battleship

Head games people play while facebooking on their laptops.

Oh man, I can't believe she just posted that. It's like she thinks we are playing Facebook Battleship.

by MonkeyFrog July 13, 2013