The act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. Effective at warding off potential embarrassment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. Also, can dually be used as a cover up attempt in the event of a loud bowel movement.
"When entering the men's bathroom, a loud bathroom cough deterred my initial choice of stall and I was thusly forced to choose the creepy handicapped accessible stall at the end of the row - otherwise known as the most likely spot in the bathroom to be killed due to wide open access."
"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."
"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."
by LutJ March 27, 2012
Get the Bathroom Coughmug. A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.
If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010
Get the bathroom campermug. A more urban version of Bedroom Eyes.
A slutty, sensual, seductive-looking glance or sometimes stare that you receive from a not always but usually intoxicated person of the usually but not always opposite sex that expresses the mood for something immediate and anything but romantic and all about sexual in the closest bathroom, hallway, mop closet, etc.
A slutty, sensual, seductive-looking glance or sometimes stare that you receive from a not always but usually intoxicated person of the usually but not always opposite sex that expresses the mood for something immediate and anything but romantic and all about sexual in the closest bathroom, hallway, mop closet, etc.
That girl was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I took her to the blue room.
She was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I just had to hit it real quick.
She was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I just had to hit it real quick.
by Tommy Towne May 27, 2008
Get the Bathroom Eyesmug. by Cino XL FL April 23, 2009
Get the Bathroom Bashingmug. A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.
by Wetback Joe May 25, 2010
Get the bathroom nukemug. A school bathroom is a horribly disgusting place. There is a ton of graffiti, stall doors that don’t lock, the stall itself has crap everywhere, some idiot peed in the sinks and they are overflowing, and used toilet paper is strewn about.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
Get the School Bathroommug. by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020
Get the Bathroom Rodeomug.