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Czechslovakian Bassoon

Also known as the 2-Dick-1-Girl Lift. The act of two men lifting a woman into the air by inserting one cock into a vagina and one cock into the asshole. The two men then lift viciously in hope of performing a Czechslovakian Bassoon.
Dude: Hey man, lets go do the Czechslovakian Bassoon. Dude 2: Great! I just stretched my cock.
by SexyRocksez December 2, 2009
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session your bassoon

If you can't piss, maybe you should session your bassoon.
by hahhhhhhh September 26, 2006
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bastion main.

he who uses bastion shall get play of the game people say. thats a fucking lie XDDD i play bastion all the time and never get play of the game even XD. now stop hating on bastion. he is meant to be a defensive powerhouse. and all you need is to coordinate with ur team and boom. dead bastion. besides if you play on console good chance is u bought the game. so let people play who they want. they bought it to play the game not be be bullied bc they like a hero. bastion is staying in overwatch and bastion is not getting nerfed cause hes fine where he is at now. so shut up and play the game.
we need to coordinate to take down that bastion main.
by zeldafans May 11, 2021
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Baston

born 4/21/82... he perfected the roundhouse kick at a young age. at the age of 7, October 17, 1989 at 5:04 p.m., he performed the kick which actually made contact with a tree and caused the Loma Prieta earthquake.
Caveman forgot bastons lunch for the 5th time... caveman never saw it coming...
by jasonlo54444 October 14, 2008
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Basoongasm

When the bassoon part in an orchestral piece is so bold and amazing it causes you to obtain extreme sexual pleasure.
Dude, Brandon played so well I had the best Basoongasm of my life.
by Doraj Kcilob October 2, 2013
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Bastioned

When a hero is overpowered for one week, then gets nerfed into the ground and stays useless forever.
Doomfist was pretty good, but then Blizz Bastioned Rocket Punch.
by epicguy10155 September 23, 2017
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Baston

1. a cane or stick
2. pants cut
3 school slang for a fat idiot, hopeless in love
1. Oi, get me the BASTON I can't stand up.

2. My mother wants the BASTON cut.

3. Can you not be such a BASTON.
by Yukari Akiyuma May 19, 2018
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