bastardisation

When something is poorly done in an "individual style"

1337 is the latests bastardisation of the english language

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

bastardize

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."

by Scott P August 2, 2005

bastardness

the act of being a bastard, or jerk. Can also be used by itself to express the ugh of a situation.

"Dave displayed a lot of bastardness today"

by mo.w January 20, 2008

Bastardised English

The act of removing letters from words because the populace of your country is to stupid to comprehend them any other way. (A process synonymous with "Butchering")

It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.

American 1: "Dude, what's aluminium?"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"

by Myxomatosis August 30, 2005

bastardised bottomburp

I think he is Australian and has added about 750 words. Only Diego has added more definiton's.

Bastardised Bottomburp is one of the urbandictionary kings. Except some of his words are quite shit.

by Diego September 28, 2003

bastardical

Adjective, describing someone or something acting like a bastard.

He's a bastardical bastard.

by ilovesjeebus October 2, 2007

Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.

Stop bastering me!!

by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020