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Cheese Basket

A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.
Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.
by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017
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Asian Basket Job

A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.
Bob: Dude, that girl was tiny.

Tim: Yeah man, I'd really like to get an asian basket job from her!
by Leroy McGillicuddy April 7, 2010
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bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.
"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"
by Sean March 10, 2004
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Basket Dweller

One who leaves folded laundry in a basket and is too lazy to put it away
-“Steven, those clothes have been sitting in the basket for a month!”
-“And?”
-“You’re such a basket dweller.”
by TheRockObama August 16, 2020
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Niggie Basket

i pulled him near me with my harpoon, therefore he is in my niggie basket. If he shall die by my harpoon, he is then in my eternal niggie basket.
by Philtra May 23, 2020
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dick basket

1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter.

2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.
1. That guy is a real dick basket.

2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one.
2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.
by Brian Callaghan October 28, 2007
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underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".
Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
by quiggler March 7, 2007
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