bropilepsy

A condition whereby a person sees or hears too many bros at once, and gets sent into a bropileptic fit

"Oh my god, Frank are you all right!?"

*bro convulses on the ground at a crowded party*

"No, Sheila, it's alright. He has bropilepsy. This will be over in a few minutes."

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015

bedophile

Someone who loves to lay in bed for fun, a power nap, to catch themselves or just to satisfy their sleep addiction.

Crissy couldn't come along for the party tonight, she's such a bedophile.

I know right, i wish i could be that easily satisfied...it must be my mattress, i should have it replaced.

by EcchiTemptation July 6, 2016

baedophile

Someone who keeps using the word "bae" to describe a significant other and refuses to acknowledge it's Danish meaning of "poop".

You keep using that word bae....it means poop in Danish. You called him/her poop. You're a baedophile.

by Dylan Trevelyan May 21, 2017

Benophile

When you have a good friend named Ben.. but he’s a bit of a pedo.

Yo’ what is Ben doing with that extremely good looking 14 year old girl.. isn’t he 26??

Yeah.. he’s a Benophile

by Da Realist’ April 29, 2019

babyphile

A person who loves babies.

Aww, Stan is such a babyphile!

by fatcatto June 9, 2020

Beardophile

A person who is physically attracted to beards; a person who seeks out others specifically for their beard; a love of beards.

“That girl only liked me for my beard, she is such a beardophile.”

by 2Dogs1CatMama April 9, 2021

Batphile

A person who sexually interested in bars and want to fuck one

Revelation: Yo, Did you hear that ELongated_Banana Is a “Batphile”

CoolCatMewOG420: What?? Are you serious?

by RevelationKJ June 29, 2022