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barnacle hog

When you frig a pig and you find sea creatures on your hog the next day.
Tiano checks for barnacle hog on the regular, maybe I should too. Dick's in the dirt.
by joeyfingaz April 23, 2019
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barnacle run

Taking your boat out to the local watering hole with your drinking buddies, under the guise of keeping you're vessel's bottom free of barnacle growth.
Honey, I can't let the boat sit for so long, Ray and I are gonna take it out for a barnacle run.
by 2jimmy7 August 27, 2017
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barnacle status

When somebody in the friend group is temporarily demoted from friend status due to some sort of altercation/situation. Yet they have not yet reached frenemy status as it would not feel right without at least having them around. Reaching barnacle status enables said party a small amount of conversation in the friend group, but not to the extent where others will laugh at their jokes. After an agreed amount of time by the friend group, the outsider may be promoted back to friend.
Person 1: I am so mad at *name* for getting so wasted last night, he/she completely humiliated me in front of everybody!
Person 2: Dude don't worry, he/she knows he/she reached barnacle status because of last night
by Matsumoto111 June 5, 2010
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barnacle boi

bob: "BOIIIII UR A BARNACLE BOIIII"
tim: "oh wow u got me there"
by anapop October 18, 2016
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barnacle boob

When you have big honkers, but your nipples are inverted (innie nips)
"That girl ugly, she probably had barnacle boobs."
by CactiFungi69 March 20, 2017
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Barnacle Dad

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?
by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018
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barnacle jenkins

when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob
drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night

raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011
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