the barbed wire

when you cross your index and middle finger and then cross your ring and pinky all on the same hand. then insert top fingers into a woman's vagina and the bottom 2 in her anus.

Its allllllll in the twist.

by mc June 10, 2004

Ched City Baredini

An ice hockey player of elite skill on the ice and in fantasy hockey pools. The term Ched City is used to refer to someone who always shoots the puck in the top corners of the net. The term Baredini is a play on the word Houdini, which is reserved for hockey players who can perform magical acts such as the magician Harry Houdini did. As one, Ched City Baredini is a term to be used sparingly. The nearest synonym to the term would be "grade A beautician."

The guy is a total Ched City Baredini, just look at the way he weaves through his opponents in the offensive zone.

by Skidless September 7, 2015

Look who the dog barked in

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

by I coin this term December 27, 2019

Barked

The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.

Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.

by Keggalos October 26, 2010

barbed wire

Steel wire in coils of a few inches to a foot that have twisted barbs of loose ends sticking out with the intent to harm anyone who attempts to cross it.


Also a movie with Pamela anderson.

Don't call me babe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

I'll be Barned

The expressions one uses to express their obsession with actor Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian, Dorian Gray). Mostly used by every normal girl on the planet and guys who really need to get a life. A take on "I'll be darned!"

"I'll be darned! Prince Caspian was a great movie. Ben Barnes was hot!"
"Then you mean to say, 'I'll be Barned.'"

by Supreme Dictator V June 19, 2008

Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010