Fandangle

To do eveything *but* have sex with some one, normally during a night of drunken passion whereby the act is practically impossible

"Did you shag that bird last night mate? You were pretty wasted"
"Nah, it was just a quick fandangle and then I threw up all over her clothes, she left pretty sharpish"

by Soar November 11, 2008

fandangleberry

Most commonly used in it's shortened form fandan

Get tae - ya fandangleberry.

by thespid September 18, 2007

fandangler

A perpetrator of one-upmanship.

A "fandangler" shows off to prove they are better in sports, gaming or academics; this typicallyoccurs right after someone has done something of note e.g. asked a question in class, shared a study guide with the class, scored a point in a game or landed a trick on a skateboard.The fandangler will immediately ask a more pointed question to show thier superior intellect, send out a better study guide, boast about their scoring, or proceed to do a more impressive trick on a skateboard. Fandaglers do this to prove their superiority to others who may be watching or to the one-upped.

John emails out a helpful study guide to his med school class, and gunner Jane immediately fires back with another email to the class containig a "better" study guide.

by the one-upped September 24, 2012

Kurt Mandangle

A slang name for wrestling Super Star Kurt Angle. Known for pulling stunts, Or well endowed white male member. A Kurt Mandangle.

Hey there look at that kurt mandangle on that dude over there april. Or thats a very Curt mandangle. Or check out Kurt mandangle on wrestling he's not afraid of shiznit

by Daman Money January 25, 2010

Chocolate Bandage Of Doom

Where you're visiting a friends or partner's house the first few times and you need to poop. So you wrap your hand in toilet paper and poop in your hand then when you're done quietly put it in the toilet making as less noise as possible!

"Yeah Susan, I was at John's house for the first time and I needed to do the Chocolate Bandage of Doom!"

Or

"I didn't do the Chocolate Bandage Of Doom properly a nugget fell off my hand and onto the floor...!"

by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017

vagina bandage

A bandage designed specifically for the vagina, in the shape like that of a tampon, used for the sole purpose of helping cuts scrapes or burns within the vaginal canal. Available in multiple designs, sizes, shapes, and colors. For example, Spongebob, sparkles, and Dora the explorer versions are available.

Man I tore the bitch up so hard last night she's gonna need a vagina bandage.

by The One and Only Savage January 23, 2010

bungdangler

The pesky last remnant of an otherwise successfully-clean turd, often smeared upon one's grundle when wiping. Sometimes referred to as a hole hanger

There must be some secret pact between turds and toilet paper -- I never seem to get a bungdangler unless the roll is nearly empty

by Phishn February 5, 2005