"Hey Allison. Did you ever find your underwear?"
"No. I think Tim's a panty bandit."
"You should really call the Panty Bandit Denaturalization Commitee. They really are world class in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners."
"No. I think Tim's a panty bandit."
"You should really call the Panty Bandit Denaturalization Commitee. They really are world class in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners."
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by grootey July 10, 2009
Get the Dorito-Bandito mug.A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.
She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.
Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.
Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
by eClaire May 6, 2006
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The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.
by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018
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Bill was driving like an eighty year old woman in the left lane. He had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Bandit.
by Pete Crapia May 5, 2006
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well mostly people don't know what is bandit radio
it's a song played in a game called S.T.A.L.K.E.R.:Clear Sky.
It's a lot used song by slavs/gopniks.
well mostly people don't know what is bandit radio
it's a song played in a game called S.T.A.L.K.E.R.:Clear Sky.
It's a lot used song by slavs/gopniks.
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