Badgering

Cricket. Lowest form of batting known to man (or woman). Generally exhibited by batsmen who lack the ability to actually play shots and whom often have chicken like legs.

Mavis is really badgering again today, he sure is making watching the grass grow look like a good option!

by Fat Bogan October 28, 2009

tiger balming

doing your girl doggy & wipe tiger balm on her anus
then hold on for your life. make sure your have a
quick exit planned

brett was doing micky slipped a finger with tiger balm up his doight,it was the best tiger balming he ever had.micky had tears.

by jtcq December 9, 2008

badgering the witness

A lesser-known euphemism for masturbation.

Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!

by Max in RI May 30, 2006

clive barkering

The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.

"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."

by drewkulele September 23, 2015

Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

by dominic208 September 7, 2009

Blameing

The act of blazing and then proceeding to game, typically playing Call of Duty Black Opps Online. See Gaming

Whats that One way cunt up to tonight? Blameing at Leightons I think. Oh really? Ooooo the way!!

by WhistlingBob June 20, 2011

bellering

the sound a cow makes especially when calling her calf

When a mother cow is separated from her calf she calls her calf with a loud bellering call.

by rancherorvin March 12, 2014