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Going Joe Biden

When you are telling a story and randomly a string of gibberish comes out of your mouth, but you continue on with the next sentence without correcting yourself as if it never happened. Usually this is the sign of a serious medical condition or brain problem, but somehow ignored if you’re a politician running for public office.
“I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunaumaprazure”

Patrick:”What did he just say? Lead a what”

Ryan: “I think he just had a stroke”

Biff: “I’m just going to ignore it because I hate the guy running against him so much!”

Ralph: “Come on Man! He’s just going Joe Biden!”
by Paddow101 November 7, 2020
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Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.
Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.
by KDog88 October 30, 2008
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Fuck joe biden

It is an appropriate name for a uncalled sex affender
Lily:fuck joe biden he is a sex affender

(In my opinion)
by COD 4 December 23, 2020
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Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night
by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020
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the biden touch

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistaneverything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
by ajpolo August 16, 2021
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Hidin' like Biden

Staying away from people because you don't want to answer tough questions
Kamala won't do any interviews, she's hidin' like Biden.
by Legendary Ego October 15, 2020
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Bidenomics

An economic theory by the Biden/Harris administration that focuses on destroying the economy through inflation, taxation, and corruption.

Can also be used as a synonym for corruption, or math that doesn't make any sense
E.g. 1: Bidenomics got us $6 gas

E.g. 2: My savings have been wiped away from Bidenomics.
E.g. 3: No money for infrastructure, but another $10 billion for Ukraine is classic Bidenomics!
by Dani from Mexico June 28, 2023
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