out of the mouths of babes

a term regarding an innocent but brutally honest comment a child will make after making an observation or being asked a question

The five-year-old said he didn't want to kiss his grandmother because 'her breath smells like throw-up.' Out of the mouths of babes.

by Woody Thomas January 3, 2009

bagel muncher

Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.

"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"

by Mo Dees August 4, 2007

Slut Bagel

A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.

The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.

by Mark Grimyser November 29, 2004

bagel dumping

the act of randomly but strategically placing bagels in an urban area.

Bagel dumping is when you leave a bagel on a sign, the roof of a building, or a persons desk when they aren't looking, Basically any place you see fit.

by K-Raz April 22, 2010

babeservation

Observing attractive persons in a room. Can be used as a come-on, or as a way of making a passive, harmless observation.

Can also be used in a broader way: babeservatory, to describe an entire room.

1. I have just made a babeservation-- right over there, 2 o'clock.

2. Now don't take this the wrong way, I'm just making a babeservation here, but you look pretty fantastic tonight.

3. Damn, this place is a babeservatory!

by Alli Bootblacks August 13, 2010

Lil’ Bagel Hole

The anus. The sphincter.

She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.

His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.

I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.

by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020

Bagel

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel

"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"

by Lilbeanbagel April 28, 2021