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bafflstated

When you are baffled and devastated at the same time.
My boyfriend left me for my brother! I'm so bafflstated!
by RiotRadke October 13, 2015
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BAFFLE-BATHWATER

Used when describing either, a situation or circumstance, which may be either good, bad, or anything in between; Yet, is typically referring to an Unfortunate event, which causes someone to immediately become “Fully Triggered”.

•And is oftentimes then followed by yelling the word “YEET”!
(Gets killed by a camper while playing Fortnite)
“BAFFLE-BATHWATER”

BAFFLE-BATHWATER
by BobbyAIR88 February 1, 2019
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baffles

Sockie Norris's food truck.
Baffles is a mix between breakfast and waffles
Sockies food truck "Baffles" is becoming viral across the internet
by Norris nuts fan July 9, 2021
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pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
by barber6 July 13, 2009
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Barfly

A skank who loiters around at bars waiting for guys she doesn't know to buy her drinks. More times than not once this skank is pretty sauced up she will end up leaving with one of these men and getting plowed.
Did either of you guys end up railing that nasty barfly at the Ugly Broad last night?
by Basmagy69 June 26, 2017
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BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do
I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED
by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017
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booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.
Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.
by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014
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