back up card

An extra person that you keep in your back pocket on a sense

"I won't be used as a back up card if you break up"

by Awesome cat guy July 4, 2016

Back-up-break

When someone stops at a red light next to an old person, slowly starts backing up, and yells "put on your brakes!" at them.

I can't wait for the day I get to back-up-break some unsuspecting old fart!

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017

Disney Back-Up

Coming home from any vacation and keep on getting circular or very round bullets of shit until you have this massive motherload of a fuck come out and you have the squirts for the rest of the time. Most common in Disney Locations due to the massive sorts of food and re-used crap in the food and water.

Mom: Hows my baby timmy...
Coroner: He died from Disney Back-Up
Mom: ....

by MaZe000 March 29, 2008

Minimize Back Up Plan

The act of watching porn on the internet while having myspace,facebook, or some other dumbass site open just incase someone walks in on you an in that event you can switch to the other window..

Kid sitting on computer wackin off to porn

Footsteps of death moving closer kid clicks myspace next to porn hence the "Minimize Back Up Plan"

Kids mom enters ya you can just get up honey i just need to check my email real quick you don't even have to close what your doing

Kid fucked!

by blackout2921 October 14, 2009

Banter back-up

When you have plans to pull a girl but invite a good mate who you can chat to if the plan fails.

Man 1: Hey do you wanna go out tonight? I just got invited out by George, he says Samantha and a few of her friends will be there.
Man 2: Doesn't he fancy Samantha?
Man 1: I think so, why?
Man 2: You're so his banter back-up!

by DJ Dino Dingo September 1, 2009

Gas Station Back Up

A dirty hammer usually used for beating things live a retard. Can be used as an insult if desired.

Let's use the Gas Station Back Up.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Beep when you back up

When a person accidentally puts their foot in their mouth or otherwise insults someone, or makes everyone aware of an elephant in the room. Then he or she tries overly hard to make the situation better, or cover up their tracks. Like heavy machinery moving backwards, it's definitely noticable.....

"Wow, you really pissed off Cassidy, do you always Beep when you back up?"

by Dumbella July 1, 2009