babysitter

One who sits on a baby.

That babysitter should be locked up.

by fruitylittleonecutie September 13, 2025

Babysitter

A person that plays dead by daylight, injures you with the killer, hangs you, and stands around waiting for others to try and save you so you can kill them too, therefore, being the biggest pussy to ever play dead by daylight

“YO ALBI YOU A FUCKING MIDGET STOP BEUNG A BABYSITTER”

by Godly T August 15, 2018

Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.

"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".

by swollen_member September 28, 2022

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

RESTAURANT BABYSITTER

Any electronic device that keeps the kids at bay, quiet and basically INVISIBLE!!!

PSP, DSiXL, DS, DSi, GAME GEAR, GAMEBOY..etc

Hey, the waitress needs your order...his heads stuck in that damn restaurant babysitter!!

by RobertoB April 10, 2011

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

mexican babysitter

A metal screen door that is attached to your front door.

Make sure you lock the Mexican babysitter. We don't want the kids to escape while we are out.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 27, 2022