food baby abortion

taking a laxative to poop after eating so much, that your stomach looks pregnant (see, food baby).

After I ate so much I looked like I had a food baby, I had to take a laxative, and I had a food baby abortion a few hours earlier.

by Jenif4 October 16, 2010

to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

miscarried my food baby

taking a crap

in relation to food baby.

i just miscarried my food baby.

by barbabelle March 1, 2009

birth my food baby

Taking a shit.

Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.

by bazukanuka September 29, 2017

my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".

Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.

by Architect of Destruction October 25, 2010

Food baby

A term used by people that refuse to use the word fat when describing their self

"I'm not fat I have a food baby"

by Makeupaddict October 13, 2016

Food Baby

The creation of something in your stomach that makes a lot of growling noises and is waiting to leave your body via a good dump.

What's that sound? Oh that's just my food baby begging to go to the pool.

by mandoy May 8, 2018