bilf

bride I'd like to fuck

I went to the wedding. She was a real BILF!

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

bilf

Blonde I'd like to fuck

Matt that girl you hang out with, is such a BILF!!

by djmonarch September 14, 2005

BILF

Bear I'd Like To Fuck

As in, "I just shot a BILF..."

by Dean The BILF Machine July 7, 2006

bilf

Bartender I'd like to fuck!

Not only can she pour a good,she's a hottest bilf I've seen at this bar.

by CROWN PAUL April 7, 2008

BILF

Acronym: "Beast I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.

That ewe on her own in the corner is a right BILF.

Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.

A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.

by The one and only BILFhunter July 28, 2008

bailfest

When a large group of people decide to bail on a event/party to the point where no one bothers. The outcome is an evident lack of potential and weak strength of the LADpack.

"You going to that party later?"

"Nah, sounds like a bit of a bailfest"

by evnuefwegbrgt July 9, 2012

Brilfriend

Friend of the amazing twitch streamer Brildain. twitch.tv/brildain
This title isn't given out to just anyone. Only the super amazing and special people in her life can call themselves Brilfriends.

Can I be your Brilfriend?

by LostScholar November 29, 2019