breeding machine

One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!

1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.

2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

browsering

the online version of window shopping

I was window browsering all day but I didn't buy a thing.

by aussieCliff April 11, 2009

Breeding Club

A nightclub strictly for heterosexuals.

Gage: Hi Janey, wanna go clubbing tonight?

Janey: Ok, but you're gay and I don't want to go to Feathers in the Village.

Gage: No problem, we'll go to a breeding club.

by Cool Daddy T April 11, 2011

zebra breeding party

When White Male Bulls breed black women at an orgy specifically designed as a breeding party

John went to his first zebra breeding party knowing he was going to be filling many lucky black women with his potent sperm so they could finally get pregnant. His history of 12 successful breeding sin the past 6 months made him an instant invite.

by Xal69 July 4, 2018

beering

To go out drinking (beer).

My friends and I are beering.

by Honus November 15, 2004

You're breeding a scab on your ass

Doing somthing that is likely to result in getting your butt wipped with a stick or belt to the point of developing blisters.

You know little Johnny, you're breeding a scab on your ass by not get your home work done.

by Kenneth Hamby February 23, 2009

Breening

1. Being that guy (breen) who moans all the time like a girl having an orgasm.

2. Saying random shit without thinking that nobody wants to hear.

3. Being a complete douche bag.

4. Making goofy hand and face motions.

1. Joe: *While making goofy hand and face motions* If I was my dad, I'd fuck the shit out of my mom!

2. Bob: uuuhhhhhooohhhhh yeyeeeaaaaa
Anthony: Bob shut the fuck up your so annoying stop breening

by saywhatbayer February 19, 2010