a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing.
guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'
the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.
guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'
the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.
person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'
person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'
person 1 'i know boats'
person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'
person 1 'i know boats'
by jcrc45 May 17, 2009
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"Dude that flip was a boatskin."
*Misses note in guitar hero* "Ah boatskin!"
That douche is pretty much a boatskin.
*Misses note in guitar hero* "Ah boatskin!"
That douche is pretty much a boatskin.
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surf/snowboard lingo, used back in the ol' skool days when people new how to talk. can be used to discribe a person or event.
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Get the Boatshoes Peterson mug.1. The most Australian phrase ever spoken. Believed to have originated by a quintessentially Australian television personality by the name of Ray Meagher who played Alf Stewart on the long-running Australian show "Home and Away"
Me: Oh dude. . foreigners. Let's fuck with em.
Friend: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
Me: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
Friend: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
Me: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter*
Friend: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
Me: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
Friend: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
Me: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter*
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Used in reference to an extremely difficult challenge heavily favoring one side. Can be used as a noun or as a verb in the past tense form boatslammed.
Used in reference to an extremely difficult challenge heavily favoring one side. Can be used as a noun or as a verb in the past tense form boatslammed.
When you're an idiot, every day is a boatslam.
No matter how many times he played Battletoads, he always got boatslammed by the Turbo Tunnel.
No matter how many times he played Battletoads, he always got boatslammed by the Turbo Tunnel.
by StereoBravo March 2, 2021
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