Blump back whale

A giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds.

I'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale.

by Dr. Blumpstosin December 12, 2009

21 Blump Street

Getting a blumpkin from a transexual, and said transexual looks like Johnny Depp.

I was so drunk last night that I ended up in the bathroom getting a 21 Blump Street; does that make me gay?

by Blumpman March 5, 2010

Blump Call

The act of texting while shitting.

My son just made his 4:00 blump call today.

by Wana2dmax May 3, 2017

Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

blumping

a word commonly used to confuse people.
this word doesn't have a meaning, it only has a purpose.
this word is used in a more "extreme" tone.

Dave: wanna hang at my place on Saturday?

Kyle: MY DUDES WHAT THE BLUMP YOU BLUMPING BLUMPER, YES SIRY MY FREINDIMUNDO

Dave: why are we still friends

by Canned duck soup June 21, 2023

blump

Snorting a small amount of a psychoactive powder off a dick during a blumpkin.

They are a real freak
Took a blump off me last week

A bonafide kink

by s q u a t c h May 12, 2025

Blump

Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.

Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.

by TMatlack August 2, 2022