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[blowing smoke up your snatch]

When someone is putting you on, or being a kiss-ass.
"Gurl, no offense, but Dabreesha was totally blowing smoke up your snatch when she told you that dress looked good on you."
by Acerrico August 17, 2008
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Blowing Shit Up

Used to describe a night out either before going out or the morning after, usually when events of great hilarity are anticipated or have occured. Not to be confused with setting off explosives.
Male 1 - Hey bro, you coming out tonight?

Male 2 - Nah man. I've got no money.

Male 1 - Well I've got a whole bottle of vodka so I'm pretty sure I'll be blowing shit up tonight.

Male 2 - Fuck it, I'll be 10 minutes.

Male 1 - Rough night last night.

Male 2 - Yeah man, I feel like dick.

Male 1 - Do you remember getting naked and trying to take a shit on a roundabout?

Male 2 - Shit man, I have no idea. Really?

Male 1 - Yeah, I took a photo. We really blew shit up last night.

Male 2 - Awesome. Where did all these roadsigns come from?
by Rossoun April 16, 2010
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Blowing sunshine up your ass

Trump’s preferred Covid-19 cure
Vaccine? Who needs a vaccine? Blowing sunshine up your ass, that’ll get rid of that nasty corona. We have all the best sunshine here. UV, ultraviolet, you name it.
by Legitcures April 23, 2020
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blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?
by Med Student December 2, 2005
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blowing air up my ass

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.
"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014
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blowing me up

When ur girl is giving a blowjob and doing a terrific job at it.
Yesterday Jamiee was blowing me up and that was the best sex she ever gave me.
by QUEEZYOWNTHIS April 22, 2017
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blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.
by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017
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