Blasian
An Asian person who has dyed their hair blonde to deviate from the typical black hair that is attributed to their culture. On the other hand, the blasian doesn't necessarily have to have blonde hair; they could be a blonde on the inside in terms of their dumb comments, girly characteristics, or general slowness.
An Asian girl with fake blonde hair walks past at a party; blonde haired Caucasian turned on by their mating compatibility yells: "Yeahhhh Blasian, that's what I'm talkin' bout!!"