by SacredPotatoPower July 20, 2022
Get the Blap mug.Former President Donald Trump:
“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?
I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*
“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?
I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*
by DEFINITELY NOT charliBLAP December 27, 2023
Get the Blap mug.10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.
It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011
Get the blap crap mug.group orgy where all the guys smack their dicks across the girls faces, creating a constant blap noise
by ramidash November 22, 2017
Get the blap nation mug.The noise of a gun made by someone in recognition of aggressiveness you raise your hand and point it like a gun into the air shouting "BLAP BLAP" while in a club when a track that you like comes on.
by Mike Magic February 15, 2005
Get the blap blap mug.The word or phrase blap-blap, meaning or symbolizing the firing or discharging of a firearm, come to us from the New Age Ebonics Speak. The motion that follow or coincides with this phrase is that of holding a firearm in it's horizontal position, with the sights and magazine pointing West-East. The phrase is being rapidly picked up by young, Caucasian males who believe they are, in fact, part of the society and group of which this phrase comes from. Word found floating around this word happen to be rather harsh or negative is style, and consist of slang and curse words.
"Eh yo my brotha, you best be steppin' up outta here beefo I have to curb stomp yo ass, I said blap-blap, brotha"
by Smally_Bigs_15 October 16, 2012
Get the blap-blap mug.to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap
"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"
by millambar August 19, 2012
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