black widower

A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.

Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.

by QuacksO May 22, 2018

Black widowed

When a older woman lures the attention of a younger male to steal he’s seed them try and kill him through a long painful series of mental torcher

it turned out that crazy bitch was trying
To black widowed me

by Sterachel January 5, 2018

Black widowed

When i get gets kicked really hard in the balls on accident or on purpose. Weather by a male or female

Keith:" Hi jessica!"
Jessica:*walking accidently kicks his balls making a joke*
Keith:*falls to the ground in pain*

1 hour later

Keith:" Jessica accidently black widowed me earlier!"
Josh:"I bet that hurt alot."

by Boba Fetts Child August 18, 2021

black widdow baby

When a white woman married to a white man surprisingly gives birth to a black newborn, that child is known as a black widdow baby.

Mr and Mrs Smith, I'm pleased to inform you you've just given birth to a heathy black widdow baby!

by G35LikeaG6 July 17, 2014

Banana Black Window

when a banana throws a banana out of the window during ww1 in the North of Europe And Asia As known as Russia and Russia is a country known for causing WW3 between Ukraine And Russia and the government of Russia Is Vladimir Putin who is 69 years old and the government of Ukraine is Zelensky A country bordering Ukraine is Poland and Poland is a country As well as Australia and Germany

I saw a banana black window

by hi broth March 13, 2022

Windows XP Black Screen

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.

"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"

by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011