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To coerce someone into participating in an activity by simply saying "alright let's go" or "you're coming". Such tactics may only work on the weak-hearted or non-confrontational people. Do not try this strategy on someone with a short fuse. This path may result in a swollen lip. The term is derived from ancient Greece, were the philosopher Plato used his strength in the area of rhetoric and persuasive speech to talk a young man into taking part in the town orgy. Historians and ancient Greece enthusiasts insist that this gentleman's name was Bill. However, according to dental records and carbon dating he went by William. To make the term more relative to modern times, it was changed to "billed" because "williaming" someone just sounds retarded.
Dude, I totally didn't want to come to this Goatse Gone Wild exhibition! I wish I wasn't such a vagina so y'all wouldn't bill me so much!
by Chase Reynolds January 6, 2007
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a tool bag who parades around their town thinking they have game.
you can find a bill in any bar trying to sweet talk women who clearly do not want to go home with him but he is too drunk to realize.
bills will fool you into believe they are something they are not.
they are also known to have annoying voices and in some cases they're best friend may turn out to be their butt buddy.
"That guy that keeps hitting on you, are you going home with him?"

"Hell no! Really, his name is Bill!"
by smarty panties December 8, 2009
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Someone with the full name William, but enjoys being called "Billy Bear". A bit of a wanker, to be honest.
Me: Hi, who's that?
Bill: It's Billy Bear.
by someonewhoissecret February 25, 2009
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by Wild bill from over the hill January 15, 2017
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"You guys, I totally Billed her last night"
by AmazingStuff69 January 11, 2019
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a fat ass kid who no one likes. descendent from a group of whales. he is used to be made fun of and called fat on a daily basis. loud and gay and thinks golf is an actual sport. commonly mistaken for dieing wilderbeast and or sperm whale. thinks his automobile which an 05 envoy is an 09 challenger. unemployed low life who needs 30 bucks a car ride. his bed time on school nights is 9 30. thinks the saying homo though is the coolest thing said in the united states. gf has been accused for the rancor from star wars or an asain baby that has jst been run over.btw her ass is not an actual shape.
Oh great bill jst text me

Yo bills calling but im gonna ignore it
by Ifeelya Hiney July 23, 2009
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Like "Jill' for guys or lesbians; "bill" is the female or gay male counter-part, referring to masturbation. "Bill' is a name that can be formed with the fingers of one hand. B-I-L-L.
Try it! The letters I mean! Not...well you can try that too. xD
"You still seeing Bill, or do you have a real boyfriend yet?"
by redchicago July 27, 2009
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