Turkish hairy man thot
•Likes to be a thot
•Drinks tea with his mother
•Makes cringey fotos of their eyes
•Makes weird noises
•Talks alot about his small dewk
•Likes to succ dewk
• Abuses little kids
•Batista bombs little kids
•Likes to be a thot
•Drinks tea with his mother
•Makes cringey fotos of their eyes
•Makes weird noises
•Talks alot about his small dewk
•Likes to succ dewk
• Abuses little kids
•Batista bombs little kids
Example 1
1 Who is that thot that stole your man?
2 It was a hairy brown haired turkish boy
1It’s Baris!?!?!?
2NOOOO THAT HOEEE
Example 2
1 Who is a hairy thot??
2 BARIS!!!!!
Example 3
1 Who lives in a trashcan under the school?
2 THOTTY BARIS!
1 Who is that thot that stole your man?
2 It was a hairy brown haired turkish boy
1It’s Baris!?!?!?
2NOOOO THAT HOEEE
Example 2
1 Who is a hairy thot??
2 BARIS!!!!!
Example 3
1 Who lives in a trashcan under the school?
2 THOTTY BARIS!
by Breadnigga January 21, 2019
Get the Baris mug.A Turkish boy thats definitely not the sexiest mf in the world, but cute nevertheless. 20% Angel; %80 Devil, devil in the bed. Dude has been created by god just to have superb sex. Total satyriasis combined with a seek for long lasting relationships. This the kinda dude you wanna get down with, but can't since he is your best friend.
Girl1: Slept with Baris last night, best sex of my life!
Girl2: You are so lucky girl! wish i was in your place.
Girl2: You are so lucky girl! wish i was in your place.
by satyriasis November 21, 2021
Get the Baris mug.A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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Get the Bari mug.A bitch who doesn’t get bitches
A pussy who doesn’t get pussy
A massager who doesn’t get they cock massaged
One BIG fuck-up bigger than the Big Bang
A pussy who doesn’t get pussy
A massager who doesn’t get they cock massaged
One BIG fuck-up bigger than the Big Bang
Stranger 1: You seen the news about Bari?
Stranger 2: Yeah, the dude who is the biggest fuck up ever…
Stranger 2: Yeah, the dude who is the biggest fuck up ever…
by The-Unknown-Nigga September 18, 2022
Get the Bari mug.An extremely handsome Turkish man who’s also intelligent, kind, and peaceful! Baris’ literal meaning is “peace” which is why they are so kind, caring, sympathetic, and understanding of everybody that they come across. He’s amazing with women.
Baris’ tend to have strong work ethic, great sense of humor, and are very passionate about the things that they do. The reason that they are very practical and hospitable is because they’re Turkish. These qualities pass on to them via Baris’ ancient ancestors.
Baris’ tend to have cool hobbies such as working out, martial arts, driving cool cars, flying airplanes, or are musicians! Baris’ positive energy radiates. This is why people are always trying to be around him.
If you meet a Baris! You’re in luck because you’ll never meet another another person like him ever again!
Baris’ tend to have strong work ethic, great sense of humor, and are very passionate about the things that they do. The reason that they are very practical and hospitable is because they’re Turkish. These qualities pass on to them via Baris’ ancient ancestors.
Baris’ tend to have cool hobbies such as working out, martial arts, driving cool cars, flying airplanes, or are musicians! Baris’ positive energy radiates. This is why people are always trying to be around him.
If you meet a Baris! You’re in luck because you’ll never meet another another person like him ever again!
Example 1
Person 1: “Do you know Baris?”
Person 2: “Of course! Who doesn’t know Baris? LOL”
Example 2
Woman: “I wish I was dating Baris. He’s everything a woman can ever want”
Example 3
Man 1: “Bro — this dude Baris is the coolest MF that I know”
Man 2: “Yeah bro! Let’s go hang out with him!”
Person 1: “Do you know Baris?”
Person 2: “Of course! Who doesn’t know Baris? LOL”
Example 2
Woman: “I wish I was dating Baris. He’s everything a woman can ever want”
Example 3
Man 1: “Bro — this dude Baris is the coolest MF that I know”
Man 2: “Yeah bro! Let’s go hang out with him!”
by MrPilotManBarryT November 21, 2021
Get the Baris mug.It means piece in turkish language but,
for some of people it means a virgin-porn addicted guy with smallest micropenis who plays 2/13 yasuo and blames his teammates for no reason.
for some of people it means a virgin-porn addicted guy with smallest micropenis who plays 2/13 yasuo and blames his teammates for no reason.
by hırrime November 21, 2021
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