A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.
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This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.
by JasonBallins January 24, 2019
Get the Jason Ballins mug.1. Of or relating to the trajectory of projectiles, their motion and/or effects. Used in circuses by clowns to properly gauge and define accurate custard pie throwing. Although rarely heard, ballistics are all around us. When we throw a broken bottle into the face of a policeman, we unconsciously use our acquired knowledge of ballistics to work out exactly how hard and high the throw must be to really mess up the bitch.
2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.
2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.
2. "Aw, I knew I shouldn't have thrown that bottle. Dad's gonna go ballistic when he finds out how much the bail is."
by Coaldrone January 24, 2004
Get the Ballistic mug.To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics
by Megalon3k September 7, 2007
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A: Yep, that the ballsiest thing I have ever seen.
Credited to a midget internet troll named Ray William James. I kid because I care!
A: Yep, that the ballsiest thing I have ever seen.
Credited to a midget internet troll named Ray William James. I kid because I care!
by JoeYGunZ November 26, 2010
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