Food baby

When your belly falls over your belt line.

1.Duude your food baby is getting huge, dont you think its time to go on a diet.

2.Bro what the hell did you feed your food baby today?

by Wade T. Anderson May 14, 2004

my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".

Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.

by Architect of Destruction October 25, 2010

Food Baby

When a really skinny person (usually male) eats too much food, their stomach visibly protrudes outward forming a belly that looks quite like a preggers woman.

Really they are just a fatty.

Effect is enhanced by tight t-shirts.

I ate too much. I have a food baby.

I am carrying the food baby of that entire frozen pizza.

by TheMammonMachine October 12, 2009

food baby

1. A food baby is what happens after all the food you eat is digested and comes out of your butthole, this "food baby" then continues feeding others, in many different ways.

Dude #1: "Man, you ate so much Taco Bell earlier!"
Dude #2: "I'm definatly going to have a food baby soon."
Dude #3: "Don't forget to spray!"

by nofxorelse June 28, 2006

food baby

when someone has a larger stomach which resembles being pregnant

Juno: I'm pregnant.
Friend: Are you sure it isn't a food baby?

by ninja cheerleader October 8, 2008

food baby

When you poop, a food baby comes out.

Dude, your food baby stopped up the terlit!
I know... I ate a giant burrito yesterday and some hummus. The labor lasted at least half an hour. I needed an epidural.

by Evian Bidet April 25, 2008

Food baby

A term used by people that refuse to use the word fat when describing their self

"I'm not fat I have a food baby"

by Makeupaddict October 13, 2016