Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009

Boston Artistic

Autistic- As derived from the regional pronunciation of the North Eastern United States (Most predominantly in the areas surrounding Southern Boston) in which the letter "R" when preceded by an "A" is often unpronounced and replaced with the sound "Ah" such as car (Cah), bar (Bah) and in this case Artistic (Ah-tistic).

Mary O'Boston: You should meet Tommy, he is wicked autistic.
Danielle California: Oh I am so sorry to hear that!
Mary O'Boston: Me too, he will nevah make any money at it.
Danielle California: Wait... Autistic or Boston artistic?

by RedimusSixpence January 19, 2011

artistic

Being artsy or having the ability to create art in the form of paintings, songs, dance, ect.

The painter is very artistic and created a beautiful mural.

by smartlady April 5, 2007

Artistic Constipation

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block

Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation

by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010

musitional arstistical playlist choice

The choice to listen to only one artist while listening to music

Maria Mena is my musitional arstistical playlist choice

by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 13, 2010

Autistic mode

Originated from the science-fiction anime and manga Ghost In The Shell, wherein brain-computer interfaces are used by the everyman to communicate, get information and the like, much like we use smartphones today. They're also in use by military and law enforcement. They need to ensure that they cannot be detected from EM emissions, or hacked (having their senses manipulated, or bodies remote-controlled), both of which would be devastating to an operation. To avoid this, they turn off all external communications, entering autistic mode.

"On my mark, we sync clocks and go autistic."
"Despite being in autistic mode, the soldiers lost their brain-optical nerve connection during operation. The only reasonable explanation we can draw is a virus."

by 2000angryskeletons September 13, 2015

autistic

A word that fuck boys on Youtube think is an insult. They make themselves look like retards in an attempt to look "cool" on the Cringe Channel, which is full of other fuck boys with no respect for other people.

*normal guy with anime profile pic comments on Youtube video*

Normal guy: "Great video man!"
Asshole: "Shut up weeaboo faggot kill yourself you autistic bitch!!!!!11!!!"

by Antihater August 8, 2015