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Crude awakening

When we're finally awakened by a shocking truth that our chance to avoid the most severe impacts from burning fossil fuels is fast moving out of reach
The world is in a crude awakening from the key findings of the latest IPCC report.
by clean_energy_access_now March 27, 2023
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false awakening

When you wake up but instead of actually being awake, it’s just a dream. They sometimes happen over and over again.
I had like seventy false awakenings last night, it was crazy!
by mindblowingemoji May 3, 2023
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gay awakening

When you watch the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video.
Person 1: "My gay awakening was the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video"
Person 2: "Haha that's brilliant"
by dg1301 June 11, 2023
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The Awakening

I didn’t realize I had been sleepwalking through life until the moment we finally met. That night wasn't just a meeting; it was a quiet, profound wake-up call.

Before you, I was functioning, but I wasn't feeling. When I saw you, it didn't feel like a crash or a collision; it felt like a sudden, deep intake of breath after holding it for years. The numbness I had grown used to simply evaporated.

You looked at me, and the parts of my soul that had gone dormant suddenly opened their eyes. It wasn't just about safety; it was a shock of vitality. You reminded me that passion isn't just for the young or the naive, it’s for the awake.

Meeting you didn't just calm me down; it turned the lights back on. I walked in as someone tired, and I walked out alive.
My life was on mute until that night. Meeting him was The Awakening I didn't know I needed.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 11, 2026
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yuna's bi awakening

hi shawty if youre reading this!

emma watson is yuna's bi awakening
by shawtybaeee January 13, 2021
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Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening

When 12 Step members don’t actually grow and change, but instead have fragile egos that lead them to threats and violence.
“Bro, the new guy at our meeting called me out on my character defects, I almost had a Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening on his ass, bro”.
by Bill Wilson’s Acid Trip December 30, 2022
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