Autorape

The molestation or raping of a text message due to the automatic spelling correction function known as autocorrect.

When typing a word that is considered improper or sounds similar to another word, autocorrect will "autorape" the word, which will become a different word that has a different meaning than the word you meant to type, this ultimately leads to confusion and or awkwardness in the conversation.

I'm selling my china on eBay (before the autorape)

I'm selling my vagina on eBay (after the autorape)

by M-S-D-3- November 27, 2013

Armography

Moving your arms around your body while keeping your torso and legs stationary to give the illusion that you are actually dancing.

Britney Spears only uses armography in her post baby music videos.

by Estaban3454 April 24, 2011

Signing autographs

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

by ShartShooper January 30, 2023

nautography

a description of the life of sailors.

I am thinking about writing a piece of nautography.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2010

Up all night autographin' it

A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.

"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"

by danananabatman February 27, 2009

artography

An artwork so realistic you thought it was taken by a camera.

Bob says"that is a nice photo.."
Mike says"No, I drew that"
Bob say's "Wow, that is an amazing artography.

by SomedudeIknew March 4, 2014

Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005