autoerotic asphyxiation

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk

1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"

by The Ù December 9, 2002

autoerotic asphyxiation

When you come and go at the same time

poor fella came and went at the same time

(autoerotic asphyxiation)

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

autoexec

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file
2) Male genitalia

"Dude, don't fuck with your autoexec.bat!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Autoerotic Stranger

When you use two belts, or tourniquets of some type to produce strangulation and cut off circulation of blood flow to your dominant arm for masturbation. This produces the feeling of auto erotic asphyxiation combined with the feeling of another individual performing a hand job on you.

Jared had a hard day at work and was feeling lonely, and decided it was time for an autoerotic stranger to relieve some tension.

by Poops yet February 27, 2021

autoproctologist

A person who is board-certifiably competent in preforming naked-eye self-assessment for intestinal polyps, especially while driving.

That jerk who cut us off has an MD license plate, and his head is that far up his ass?... Must be an autoproctologist!

by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2023

AUTOEXEC.BAT

I am a computer-man. My Autoexec.bat is large and firm.

Poonface

by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003

Autorection

When you are driving in a car and u suddenly get erect

Man yesterday was crazy! I got an autorection

by Fox.7 December 11, 2016