autoerotic asphyxiation

cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful

fun to feel so high from sex

by bettie February 2, 2004

autocrat

A person who exerts strong control over others.

Tony Blair is an fucking autocratc

by TiK September 1, 2004

Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

Autoerotic Defenestration

The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure

I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration

by Craig Burns April 17, 2019

autoerotism

Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.

autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny March 3, 2009

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file used during boot.
2) Male genitalia.

"Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Gangster Autograph

A gangster autograph is what you call it when you acquire several bullet holes in your car. From a gun toting pedestrian. One can recieve a gangster autograph for various reasons. Varying from because the person donesnt like how you look or because your the police. Most commonly police cars are the recievers of Gangster Autographs as when a police car is fired upon they like to show what there V8 engine is for. Which is geting the hell out of there real quick only to return 10 minutes latter with 50 cops to find that the shooter is long gone.

I gave that cop car a quick gangster autograph so my crew knows i keep it real.

Some rich folks drove there brand new Hummer through the poor part of town to observer the locals in action. The locals were so pleased to have such lovely rich visters that they were all eager to put there gangster autograph on the new Hummer.

I gangster autographed that car for parking so far away from the curb.

by The Screw of Damnation January 20, 2006