Ashoesination Attempt

The throwing of a shoe at a World Leader, or shoeing. In many parts of the World, showing the sole of one's shoe or using shoes to insult are forms of protest.

Both Secretary Hillary Clinton and President George W. Bush have both survived their Ashoesination Attempts, with Clinton being the most recent.

by BoboJones April 11, 2014

Attempting Murder

When you attempt to kill your enemy

Attempting Murder Is when you catch your oppostion lacking.

by TruReligion March 12, 2024

eleven-attempting

trying to do something easy the hard way and failing.

I'd been eleven-attempting this for MONTHS before I succeeded

by adhdev November 17, 2024

Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.

"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"

by Richie De Bauchery February 10, 2016

Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 02, 2022

an attempt at teaching

most substitute teachers

wow that was a fun an attempt at teaching

by sun tzu_closerelativeofgenghis December 23, 2021

When You Attempt The Seventh

something that is will always fail in the worst way possible.

"Dude I was home alone I committed When You Attempt The Seventh, it went so wrong."

by Krenatarr May 01, 2021