Asswipe

A word used to describe someone, who could wipe asses as a job. They're an absolute nuisance to be around and constantly will annoy the crap out of you. The sight of this person will make you cringe and possibly make you want to kill yourself.

P1: "Dude he's such an asshole."
P2: "I think the word you're looking for is asswipe."

by agent.s October 27, 2015

asswipe

a total fucking moron, that is stupider then the day is long

ashanks is a asswipe

by nick125 February 17, 2005

asswipe

1. A wet or dry fiberous material used to remove feces and dingleberries from a person's asshole.

2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"

3. See one-upper.

1. "Son, we're outta toilet paper! Get me some asswipes!

2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"

by nUnya_dAmn_bIznis April 27, 2007

asswipe

See Michael Moore. A complete waste of human flesh.

Who taught that asswipe to make a documentary. And why is there no truth to it?

by Odorus Glutenaie May 6, 2005

asswipe

a person you really hate

an object you use to wipe your butt

joel is an asswipe

i need an asswipe

by john shoemaker November 25, 2003

asswipe

Somebody that you look at like a peice of shit and you'd rather be wipin ur ass with them then to be lookin at them or even go anywhere near them so u call them an asswipe so they know that your ass respects them more then you ever would.

Barney is a fuckin asswipe that all the little shitheads want to use to wipe their dirty asses..

by Fuckhead November 11, 2006

asswipes

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!

i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D

by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004