assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)
Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"
by J3553 December 17, 2009
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assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.
Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!
by coozehound72 August 24, 2010
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mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.
Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."
by facadie September 28, 2007
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Assie

Assie is a disturbing tool to pull out shit of animals, even humans
Assie has pillow-like metal to help
It is a very helpful tool to help poop
Bryan's dog uses an Assie when his dog is sick
by Dumbass Girl NaiNai September 1, 2022
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Asshole ASSY

An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.
Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY
by Gage2003A3 August 19, 2017
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assie

The ass-view version of a 'selfie'

A photo of a person's ass, taken by the same person in the photo. It is then posted to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter to show everyone how good is your ass looking, and to make their friends feel depressed about being a flat-ass and worry about physical condition.
'Cara changed her profile picture last night, did you see it?'

'That assie without pants? Yeah I saw it... nice ass'
by Giagichi February 21, 2017
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assi-geil

A german term used to describe an object, situation, or event that is so incredibly great and exciting that it causes the person experiencing it to disregard all societal norms and conventions. This experience is so intense and overwhelming that it overrides usual behavioral rules and provokes an uninhibited, euphoric reaction. "Assi-Geil" is often associated with a sense of freedom and rebellious pleasure that transcends the boundaries of the everyday.
Das Essen war so assi-geil, dass ich eine Regierung stürzen würde, um es erneut zu essen.
by Lecrozes July 3, 2024
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