1.The slang term for the opening at the end of the digestive tract.
2. A person that causes extreme irritability through their actions. Also used as a derogatory word.
2. A person that causes extreme irritability through their actions. Also used as a derogatory word.
Ex. 1. His asshole really hurts.
Ex. 2. That teacher gave me a shitload of homework, what an asshole.
Ex. 2. That teacher gave me a shitload of homework, what an asshole.
by Sancho2523 March 9, 2006
Most motor vehicle operators, especially if they are driving too fast; driving too slow; talking on a cellphone; playing a stereo with too much bass OR driving a vehicle with billowing clouds of smoke. In fact, they may not be driving the vehicle at all, they could simply be the owner of a vehicle with an active alarm siren. Late at night, that would be a FUCKING ASSHOLE, the worst kind.
by Typical User September 7, 2006
by Jeanine Albert September 28, 2007
The worst type of person. Someone who seriously needs their ass kicked big time or get tortured by getting skinned alive. These types of people seriously don't deserve to breathe our precious air. They are people who waste space on this Earth and it is a privelage for them to even exist on this planet. They are disgusting, self centred, evil, mean, selfish, fucktards, exploiters....too much to list. They love to bad mouth people who are more superior than they are. A lot of people like following these types of people because "assholes" is like a disease. It is more contagious then SARS and one "asshole" can accumulate into thirty assholes.
1. Peter from Steveston Secondary is a total asshole.
2. My Science teacher is a asshole.
3. Pretty much everyone in this fucking planet is an asshole.
2. My Science teacher is a asshole.
3. Pretty much everyone in this fucking planet is an asshole.
by Thomas Huang March 14, 2007
One that refuses to accept the world around them.
From 'Thinner' By Stephen King
(writting as Richard Bachman)
From 'Thinner' By Stephen King
(writting as Richard Bachman)
Politicians are such assholes.
by Scruffy April 5, 2005
An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010
An alternate word for aviator-style sunglasses with very dark or mirrored lenses.
While assholes are worn by people from all walks of life, these are the primary wearers: pigs, pretty much everyone in the movie Top Gun (chicks included), obese motorcyclists, rent-a-cops, yacht owners, hipsters, construction workers, and aging retirees who like to fish and drink watery American piss-beer.
Assholes may also worn by non-assholes for the ironic effect.
While assholes are worn by people from all walks of life, these are the primary wearers: pigs, pretty much everyone in the movie Top Gun (chicks included), obese motorcyclists, rent-a-cops, yacht owners, hipsters, construction workers, and aging retirees who like to fish and drink watery American piss-beer.
Assholes may also worn by non-assholes for the ironic effect.
I saw a cop fall off his horse and land face first. His assholes did not survive.
Some dude on a Harley get pooped on by a flock of birds. Fortunately, his eyes were protected from the milky fecal rain by a sweet pair of assholes.
Did you notice any identifying traits of the fisherman who was masturbating in his boat? Could you see his eye color perhaps?
No, because he was sporting a dark pair of assholes. I did, however, notice that he had a summer length sack.
Disgusting!
Yes...yes it was...and come to think of it, he looked just like the drummer from that really shitty band...
Let me take a guess: 311?
YES! How did you know?
Those guys are wanted for all kids of weird sex crimes...mostly necro-beastiality and pedophilia. One day we'll get them.
Some dude on a Harley get pooped on by a flock of birds. Fortunately, his eyes were protected from the milky fecal rain by a sweet pair of assholes.
Did you notice any identifying traits of the fisherman who was masturbating in his boat? Could you see his eye color perhaps?
No, because he was sporting a dark pair of assholes. I did, however, notice that he had a summer length sack.
Disgusting!
Yes...yes it was...and come to think of it, he looked just like the drummer from that really shitty band...
Let me take a guess: 311?
YES! How did you know?
Those guys are wanted for all kids of weird sex crimes...mostly necro-beastiality and pedophilia. One day we'll get them.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 8, 2010