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Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.
"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."
by Brett May 2, 2003
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Assholerity

(abstract noun)
the act of being an asshole, ass, jackass, ignorant fool, etc. of the sort.
I am so sick and tired of his assholerity!
by The P.J. December 28, 2009
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assmonger

A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.
Lick her clit you assmonger!
by fuckpshitscockp January 15, 2007
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asshanger

An uninvited and unwanted participant in a social situation, especially a loud, insulting, or disruptive individual.
Joe wouldn't shut up last night. We didn't even want that asshanger around, anyway!
by DJ16 January 30, 2009
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Assjigger

a person that can clap with their butt cheeks or shake their butt or a person that is mean.
Tara was being an Assjigger at the party.
by Cour-tahh-ney February 20, 2008
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Assbooger

Used by Matt Stiffler on American Pie-Bandcamp, the movie.

Used as- An insult.
"Jesus Christ Holli you fucking ASSBOOGER!"
"That kid dakota is a damn assbooger"
by Stevie V April 2, 2006
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assholery

First discovered by an Irish Scholar named Roy Jonas on September 2 2008.

Assholery is the act of being an 'asshole' towards a certain individual.
"You only got the same treatment you dished out first Debo. Telling your clanmates you hope they get banned tends to generate assholery in your direction. Yet you seem surprised and offended. Lay off the rocks, that way your memory might be longer than that of a goldfish."
by shdx October 20, 2008
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