assasin

you spelt it wrong you fucking moron

its assassin, idiot!

by Allah August 3, 2004

Assassin's Creeded

Climbing something with extreme skill. Acting like one of the main characters from Assassin's Creed. Climbing a wall like a ninja on steroids.

Dude, did you see that? That guy just Assassin's Creeded the empire state building in 5 minutes! That is SO AWSOME!!!!!!

by ghostjustin4 (youtube) March 21, 2011

Assassination Fart

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.

As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.

by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012

Assassibait

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and jerking him off before he realizes what is happening.

Josh assassibaited William.

by Kirbstreet February 27, 2015

Shadow Assassin Armor

This is an armor in the gamemode Skyblock in Hypixel, the minecraft server
This armor has a lot of damage and helps a lot. It usually costs like 35m in total. The most expensive piece is the chestplate, costing 30m due to its rarity and use.

me: ah, finally I got shadow assassin armor, lets test it!
my coop: ☭☭☭

by Apple CEO May 10, 2021

assasiraped

To get assulted,raped,or hurt from behind,unaware.

While having an airsoft war, I got assasiraped from behind.

by Chris B.A.N. April 13, 2008

Mini-assessment

Code word British teachers are using when talking about GCSEs during the pandemic. They are the same as the GCSE exams but done earlier in the year, higher in quantity, and in the classrooms instead of the hall.

Teacher: It's NOT an exam! It's just a mini-assessment to see how you're doing. It will count towards your final grade but it isn't the ONLY thing that will, so it's not important and I don't want you stressing over it.

by the rain master May 4, 2021