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assfuck juice

A concoction made by college students that typically consists of 12 beer (preferably keystone light), a handle of cheap ass vodka (Vitali), 2 juice concentrates (usually lemonade or limeade). Causes you to wake up in the morning feeling like you were just fucked in the ass. A.K.A Pink panty droppers and hop skip and run naked. Makes one hell of a night, but usually ends on a bad note
"Man that was a crazy night and that juice was amazing. It really fucked me in the ass though. What should we call it?"

"How about Assfuck Juice."
by Karl N September 12, 2007
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assful

"That bumscummin' bitch over there sure is assful."
"What'd you say 'bout my mum?"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003
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assfucker

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.
My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.
by KyERnurse August 31, 2009
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assfucktwin

The assfucktwins from the movie "orgasmo" are the origination (they get fucked in the ass, hence the name). Used as a insult towards someone.
Man, that guys an assfucktwin.
by Caustic August 29, 2003
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assfuck

A term used to describe a position of sexual intercourse.

An assfuck is achieved when a male inserts his penis into someone's ass, or anus. This usually causes bleeding in the person receiving the assfuck, but immense pleasure and some penis shrinkage in the person giving the assfuck.
Prisoner: Get your nice, plump ass over here so I can give you an assfuck.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 7, 2007
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Assfuck

Noun. Used as a unit of grouping. Is equivalent to an extremely excessive amount.
Man, I have an assfuck of work to do.

I would give assfucks of money for that car
by commi17 November 1, 2010
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AssFuzz

An "AssFuzz" is one who is an asshole, jerk, butthole, rude ass person.

Fancy way of calling someone a butt-hole, ass-hole, jerk, meanie, dumb ass or even your butthole...
Tim M. is such an assfuzz, Lets jump him!

Lick my assfuzz!

You're such an assfuzz!
by Kicker11 July 24, 2012
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