asstitties

When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really have tits, just chins from the neck down.

Yo, my third grade teacher Mrs. McLaughlin sure had mad asstitties!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004

assntitties

Booty and Boobies

Damn bro she had the fattest assntitties ever

by Simpyboy69 May 22, 2020

Austitties

Ample german breasts that suddenly dangle in thin, white, low-cut blouses around Oktoberfest.

Diese deutschen Austitties bilden mich durstig. Wie bleiben solche große Dämme des Fleisches in solchen kleinen Hemden?

(These german Austitties are making me thirsty. How do such large mounds of flesh stay in such small shirts?)

by Ralph Biergarden May 10, 2008

assntittiesidous

A rare medical condition where the patient MUST see a woman’s breasts and butt to live.

Dr. “You have assntittiesidous”

by Dr. Eisenberg January 12, 2024