Asstard

A dance leotard from the 1970s that goes up in your crack. Like a thong leotard.
For people, it's someone who gets up in your business and makes you uncomfortable or makes you feel like your ass is hanging out for everyone to see.

FOR THE CLOTHING:
THEA: I can't believe the dance captain picked this uniform.
MARIA: Seriously. Who wears asstards anymore?
THEA: I have to pick it out of my crack for the entire practice!

FOR A PERSON:
AIDEN: Does your new boyfriend go to VCU?
MARIA: Aiden, we broke up, just let it go.
THEA: For real, why are you such an asstard, Aiden? Get back in your own business.

by Besties22 September 8, 2022

Asstard

A mentally incompetent asshole. Most commonly a WWE fan who works in a glorified janitorial position.

That cutting list was made by an asstard

by Dolman zol August 6, 2014

asstard

A word commonly used to describe someone (typically of the male gender) and their actions towards others. Often actions similar to those of asses and retards... hense. Asstard.

Damion is an asstard... enough said.

by Mel-Steff October 19, 2009

asstard

A jerk (asshole) that is stupid or retarded

what an asstard!; Hi's/she's a supid asstard!

by Cornucopia of Ass May 21, 2006

asstards

A curse word used commonly instead of bastard. It was first used in the webcomic Casey and Andy. www.caseyandandy.com

Bill Gates couldnt be more of an asstard.

Linux fanboys are such asstards.

That dude is such an asttard guy.

Frederik is cheating that asstard.

Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.

The asstard thinks hes funny.

Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.

by Lifeisaglitch April 21, 2006

Asstard

Not quite an asshole, retard, or a bastard but, a asstard!

That guy is a big asstard.

by Robspace August 16, 2010

asstard

you are mean and retarded at the same time. congratulations, if somebody called you this.

"you are an asstard for giving me a breakup note and staying to watch me read it."

by im not an asstard November 12, 2009